WE DONT DISH, WE SERVE.

She’s known as “The Queen of Versailles” and her Orlando estate, inspired by The Palace of Versailles outside of Paris, is the largest house in America. Enduring years of construction, destruction and reconstruction it truly has become not only a (very costly) labor of love, but the ultimate mission impossible to finish.  

This modern day “Queen” is no Marie-Antoinette. She is not serving “cake”!  Find out exactly what this star of The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again is serving as her life is about to become a Broadway musical starring Kristin Chenowith.  She opens up about the house, her husband's health scare and the death of their teenage daughter.   
 

The boys discuss the movie Mafia Mamma and the Michael J. Fox documentary, Still.  And things get a little catty as the conversation turns to Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out.

You know Morgan Fairchild from Dallas, Flamingo Road, Friends, Roseanne and many other television shows and theater work she has appeared in for many years.   We think you probably don't know this side of Morgan - the science nerd!   

We dove into Morgan's other life and her fascination with all things science and what she describes as her moral obligation to share her knowledge, especially in the 80's when she was the first Hollywood personality to get involved with AIDS.  

She is beautiful, smart and funny - no "blond" here!

And of course, this week's "reviews" by Alan & Joey of movies, TV and bad clothes!

Meet Nathan Kessel and Anna McClelland. Talk about destiny!! Two young, attractive, bright, talented souls on separate paths in life, manage to find each-other and fall hopelessly in love after almost losing themselves! He "woke up" suddenly after 4 years to discover he remembered nothing during that time and now was 16.  Started singing opera and performing for the Boston Symphony Orchestra and then the pandemic hit.   She had to have brain surgery.  It’s quite a story with a happy beginning!  Merging their talents, goals and ambitions, they combined and parlayed their talent and became TikTok’ers, content creators and social media Influencers  - a lucrative business with a combined audience of over 14 million followers!  Hear their story, learn how they did it.

After a forced 3 week break, Alan explains what happened with some sad news.  But that doesn't keep the duo from skewering or praising their latest media consumption.

Then things turn for the very funny when they bring Gene Simmons into the fold, which took the Two Guys by surprise.  Also known as his stage persona, The Demon,  he is the bassist and co-lead singer of KISS, the hard-rock band he co-founded in the early 1970's.  Well known for his intelligence and bad-boy behavior, he proves himself here - wild, funny and generally over the top as he opens up about the band's farewell tour, his life, including the time he spent dating Cher and Diana Ross.  As you can imagine, the Two Guys loved it!

Who didn't love the iconic Joan Rives and her style of humor which dominated the airwaves for decades.  With the new "cancel culture" how would Joan have navigated these waters?  Luckily, Joan left an incredible ambassador behind in her daughter, Melissa, and we discuss her mom alongside her new and very funny book, LIES MY MOTHER TOLD ME.

And, as always, Joey and Alan discuss some of the things that annoy them and, as always, catch up on their entertainment intake, especially the Dahmer series since Alan represented Lionel Dahmer's book A FATHER'S STORY.   

Joey celebrates the end of his cancer treatments and Alan celebrates passing his flight exam. Then they turn to director Taylor Hackford. In addition to helming the iconic feature hits, An Officer and a Gentleman (1982), Against All Odds (1984), Ray (2004), and the cult thriller The Devil's Advocate (1997), Taylor Hackford has directed the films Dolores Claiborne (1995), Everybody's All American (1988), and Proof of Life (2000). Taylor developed and produced La Bamba, the most successful Latin-themed feature film in history.  And does he have the stories - Jamie Foxx, Keanu Reeves,  Charlize Theron, Al Pacino and more!

 A shocking, no holds barred interview with Michael Fanone, the officer nearly beaten to death on January 6th at the U.S. Capital who then later testified on national television for the Senate Investigative Committee.  The two hosts have captured a side of this conservative Republican and self-proclaimed redneck that has yet been seen on any of the news networks promoting Fanone's bestselling book, HOLD THE LINE.  Often touching and passionate yet done with style, humor and respect that ultimately creates a bond between these three men which feels like you’ve dropped in on their dinner conversation.  

"Every episode has been nothing short of entertaining, informative, funny and heartfelt.

Each one has left me wanting more. Keep up the great work!❤️❤️❤️"

"It’s hard to say for sure.. if it’s the hosts...

the Two Guys From Hollywood themselves?

Maybe the longevity and authentic connectedness they share?... Could be the informative, redundant free, thought provoking, good humored, witty content?

Perhaps it’s the unique mix of quests who moments before were unknown to me, are now suddenly unforgettable?

It’s more than a podcast, it’s a forum where old friends come together and new ones meet."

"Ok.!! Now I see why podcasts are so popular! Only a couple of episodes in, but so far I very well may be hooked!! I think it’s cool how they roll through all subjects of interest with good nature, insight, playfulness and fact. Not gossip!! Good job guys!!"

"This first episode was a fun escape from life. The hosts had warm and funny personalities that kept me entertained! I can’t wait to learn more about them and their guests. I look forward to testing out that cocktail recipe soon."

"LOVE the guys! They have great chemistry, are so warm, and quipy! It feels like I’m hanging out with new friends who have both lived such interesting lives with stories to tell us! Can’t wait for more episodes."

"Lighthearted, sincere, funny, and pertinent. Alan and Joey are two dynamic hosts who bring a unique perspective to the podcast space. Their friendship of over 30 years is infectious as the two banter and make you feel as though you are a part of that friendship. Can’t wait for new episodes."